Welcome to the Bright Corporation. We trade in the virtual world Second Life. Here you'll find everything you want to know about us and our services, plus a great deal more you probably don't, but we just don't seem able to avoid writing. Click here to contact us, here to visit us in-world at the , or just scroll down.
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If you've spent the day hanging from a dance pole, jiggling sweatily like a hot, sentient blancmange, the least visitors can do is show their appreciation in forms more convertible (and frankly longer lasting) than an erection.
Rez a free Bright Tip-Jar and it will collect donations, thank donors, give out gifts, show lists of givers, and even let you set targets.
Pasties aren't free, you know. (This product will also work for non sex workers, in non adult venues, but we don't care.)
There is a wonderful, Inception-like surreality to peering into your screen to see your avatar sitting peering into a screen, and if we at Bright are committed to anything except power, money, and sexually toying with human playthings, which we aren't, we're committed to supporting wonderful, Inception-like surreality.
So we're retiring our old Bright TV, and releasing in its place our new Bright TV and Radio.
It's a new, better TV. It works anywhere you can rez it: no need to own the land. It offers built-in help and an online media guide to take you to everything from live news to classic films. And even with a 2m screen, it can be dropped into your handbag in a way Samsung's flexiscreen smartphone developers can only dream of.
And, as the name "Bright TV and Radio" cunningly suggests, it now comes with radio. Use this to set your land's "parcel music". And if you're a landlord, and would like to let tenants on your land choose music without having to deed their own radios, the new Bright Radio has a system allowing that too.
No, your avatars aren't watching Third Life within Second Life: with the Bright TV, they can gaze from Second Life back into First Life. And who is to say which is the real First Life? (Discuss.)
(For a description of the Bright TV and Radio which neither takes gratuitous pokes at Samsung nor invites you to consider the metaphysics of digital consciousness like the latest installment of Black Mirror, click here.)
It is terribly shallow to assume you can't sincerely love someone, and also want their money.
You shouldn't actually mug your friends, of course. (At least, not without consent and a clearly agreed safeword.) Knocking someone out and removing cash from their unconscious body will put a strain on any relationship.
But crafting things of wonder and beauty is undoubtedly act of love: indeed, of universal love, extended not only to those who grant you access to their bodies, but to all humanity.
So don't be ashamed to charge for what you make. If it good? Did you agonise over its design, lavishing hours of close attention on its execution? Then sell with pride.
Most importantly, sell using the new Bright Multivendor.
Because it is wonderful. Everything is controlled through a single menu. It will add and remove prims its own prims: each extra prim showing five extra product panels! Configure it to periodically shuffle its product display, provide product notecards to browsing customers, report sales, split revenues between you and your partner, and so much more.
So use the Bright Multivendor to sell to them. Because you love them. And we love you.
(For more information about our business products which doesn't read like a Ayn Rand after a joint, click here.)
There are some products which, if they leave you wondering why they would be of any use to you, won't be.
Not all. Some things, like The Clangers, or recreational drugs, you need to try first to truly appreciate. But when you see an ad for the 'CopperTail' Feline Electro-grounder you will either be bemused, or grab your phone to order one immediately as you recall a thousand painful shocks you've received from the weirdly static-prone cat who is watching you as you read, crackling faintly. (Watch out for our upcoming 'CopperTail' KickStarter campaign.)
Our new, free, Bright Loader is one of these products. It is a script. Drop it on object A, then object B, it will will offer to copy all the items in A - animations, notecards, objects, scripts, the works - to B. Or wear it in a HUD, and you can copy from objects to the HUD, or vice versa. It has settings to control what should be copied, whether scripts should be reset or run, and much else.
You either have to do such copying already, or you don't. If you do - to stock product vendors, or replicate the contents of one build in another, or for any reason - you'll know it is a pain to do manually, and will not be reading this as you will already have clicked the link above.
If you don't, sorry. But do try The Clangers. Cheaper than drugs, legal, and more mind-broadening.
(For a list of all our freebies, click here.)
You're cruising the grid in Second Life: laughing maniacally as you build an anti-Linden death ray in your favourite sandbox, or dancing as if being electrocuted in a sweaty BDSM themed night club, as you watch several other club goers who are actually being electrocuted.
(Note to non-Second Lifers: it's all true, this is exactly what Second Life is like.)
And then you discover you urgently need a scripted, vibrating strap-on, a collection of art by Gauguin, and a small toy bear. Oh, and perhaps above all, a personal inventory management system. But where might you find these items?
At a Bright Minishop, that's where. To meet the needs of evil genius supervillains, depraved hedonists, and you if you happen to be neither (though do try them), the Bright Corporation is proud to offer outlets at all Second Life's best (and very, very worst) venues.
We're proud to announce four new Bright Minishops:
One of Second Life's best known and best loved sandboxes, run by an old friend: the ridiculously nice Gillian Carthage.
A venue for women, and people who love women, especially other women. Much love to owner Susan Mowadeng for her wonderful support.
A live, 24 hour public orgy. (Dress appropriately: you will get wet.) Sweetheart owner JaneHappy also uses Bright Advertising Boards to display some of the largest and most breathtakingly graphic ads in Second Life. (No, not shown: you'll have to visit.)
A FemDom venue where boys sit quietly on the floor, gazing up at you like rabbits peering into headlights, desperately hoping to be run over. Impossibly elegant T-girl Mynx (MisPixl) runs things with style.
Visit them. And visit us when you visit them. And, you know, buy things. Hell, a girl's got to eat.
(For a list of all our shops, click here.)
Go and do something fun.
Visit . Rez a free scooter from the Bright Scooter Rezzer, and ride it down their curvy, atmospheric mountain roads as fast as you can, in pursuit of a place on their best times board. The wind in your prims, and the authentic sound of a classic Italian two-stroke in your ears... what could be better?
Many thanks to the lovely Elic Epsilon, who created this site, and introduced us to it when she contacted us for support. Ride free.
Due to a weird teleport glitch, Bright Corporation founder and CEO Shan Bright recently found herself in front of Trey Gowdy and the United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
We release the following transcript as a matter of public duty.
[14:12] Trey Gowdy: You are well-known typing error and agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Peter Strzok, are you not?
[14:12] Shan Bright: No.
[14:14] Trey Gowdy: Oh. Sorry.
[14:14] Shan Bright: Don't look lke that. I'll be anyone you want for 20,000 Lindens an hour.
[14:14] Trey Gowdy pauses.
[14:15] Trey Gowdy: Will you admit to being a pinko-communist Trump-hater and depraved pervert while I rage at you dressed in a Captain America costume?
[14:15] Shan Bright: Of course, darling.
Trey Gowdy paid you L$100,000.
Trey Gowdy's Patriotic Prim Attachment is twitching.
[14:15] Shan Bright: Naughty boy.
Shan Bright's display name is now Peter Strzok.
[14:16] Peter Strzok shouts: We all hate Trump! For his rugged orangey good looks, huge Obama-beating inauguration crowd, and powerful if tiny hands!
[14:17] Trey Gowdy: You're just a Godless, leftist, oddly large-breasted FBI traitor slut, aren't you Strzok?
[14:17] Peter Strzok touches her tongue to her upper lip.
[14:17] Peter Strzok: What are you going to do about it, MAGA-man?
Anderson Cooper has logged out.
Oceanside was a classic, traditional Second Life sandbox: popular with both builders, and the companies who supported it by renting commercial space round its perimeter.
Such venues are the lifeblood of Second Life, and the most lawlessly virtual places in a virtual world. Second Life is, ultimately, a life sandbox: and in sandboxes within that sandbox residents enjoy the purest freedom to create, experiment, and interact without predetermined purpose, and without cost.
We ran a Bright Minishop at Oceanside for years, and were sorry to see it close. Show some love to your local sandbox. Even if you are a 'premium' user, with access to Linden Lab's soulless 'premium sandboxes', slum it: at least from time to time. Most non-Linden sandboxes are run purely for love. Love them back.
(If you were a visitor to the Bright Minishop at Oceanside, click here for a list of all our shops.)
We're sorry to see that HippoTech, personified in the form of its iconic blue friendly hippo, has ceased trading.
Hippo were best known for their HippoRent and HippoVend systems, and their rent boxes and vendors both relied on continued support from off-world servers to work. Hippovend employed another company to run these servers for them, and when the servers hit trouble, all existing Hippo vendors and rent boxes across the grid suddenly failed.
It seems Hippo decided that, as new sales of their products had slowed, the substantial and complex rescue effort required to migrate support for existing systems to new servers was simply not justified.
This is awkward to comment on. On the one hand, many existing Hippo customers were simply abandoned. It's not merely they had no future support: their systems, which they might have paid for just last week, were suddenly, and irretrievably, dead.
On the other hand, there was always a problem with this business model. Buying a Hippo system for a one-off payment meant relying on the company to provide support continously and indefinitely, but without any additional revenue. It was always an unsustainable business model, and given that, survived a surprisingly long time.
This has happened before, of course. Apez - a Second Life company also selling systems with off-world dependencies - collapsed in 2011. They too left thousands of rent boxes, suddenly transformed into inert, meaningless black cubes.
This is why no Bright product has off-world dependencies. As long as Second Life itself works, our products will work, even if the Bright Corporation itself is wiped out in a nuclear strike. We know many Bright customers - intelligent and rather gorgeous individuals every one - appreciate this, though we still hope they'd miss us.
Ultimately, Hippo supported their users for well over a decade, and for business systems which cost perhaps as much as a cup of real world coffee, that is a remarkable record. It seems very likely that - for all except the newest customers - they real provided real value.
Farewell Hippo, and Wallow in Peace.
(If you relied on HippoRent, and would like a feature-rich alternative which cannot fail in this way, click here.)
The 'Adult Hub' was originally formed by collaboration between Linden Lab and a number of SL creators, aiming to offer a starting point from which to explore adult content (and the adult continent of 'Zindra') in Second Life.
Though rather reduced in size from its original five regions, two remain: Adult Hub SEX and Adult Hub BDSM. The Bright Corporation has been part of both since they opened.
During recent redevelopment, a new Adult Sandbox was created in Adult Hub SEX, and we were invited to open a freebie shop for sandox users. Visit it. It's wonderful. The sandbox is nice too.
(For a list of all our shops and outlets, click here.)
We'd like to thank those who contacted the Corporation over Xmas, and indeed throughout the years we've been making things, renting out homes, and occassionally chaining people up and torturing them.
Every email and IM is valued, as is the occassional bit of artwork. We thought we'd start the year by sharing a couple with you.
This first is a drawing of our Bright Rapida sports car, beautifully hand-drawn by a happy owner. Thank you!
This, the sender confesses, is not original, but an image he found 'while browsing' (we feel the word browsing is being used rather broadly here), and which he felt must surely be of Bright founder and CEO Shan Bright.
Thanks to you too. We think.
(Note: A reverse image search of this imaginative portrait will take you to sites you may not want in your browser history.)